Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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