She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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