they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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