Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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