Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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