No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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