2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
