White coat. Heels.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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