ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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