Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just high enough for therapy.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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