I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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