I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
