Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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