Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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