All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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