what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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