that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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