thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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