why didn't you poke me back
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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