Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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