You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
