I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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