I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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