I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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