Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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