Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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