They should really pass out barf bags in church
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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