Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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