Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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