Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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