It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We left the knife in your bed.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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