We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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