This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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