You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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