How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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