Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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