worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Randomize
