And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
The power of my boobs compel you
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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