don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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