the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
We got so high we made milksteak
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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