I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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