i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Randomize
