I will die if light touches me.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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