im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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