you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
