I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
COCAINE IS GR8
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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