Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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