matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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