yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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