and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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