this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
My vagina just recognized that song.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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